Youngman, Henry (Henny; the King of the One-Liners)

US (English-born) comedian and violinist

co-wrote autobiography "Take My Life, Please!" 1991

• "He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them."
• "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
• "Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency."
• "Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it."
• "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."