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Youngman, Henry (Henny; the King of the One-Liners)

Born: 1906 AD
Died: 1998 AD, at 92 years of age.

Nationality: Unknown
Categories: Comedians


US (English-born) comedian and violinist


co-wrote autobiography "Take My Life, Please!" 1991


Page last updated: 4:26am, 25th Jul '06

  • "He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them."
  • "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  • "Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency."
  • "Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it."
  • "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."