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US columnist and humorist
wrote collections "Won't You Come Home, Billy Bob Bailey?" 1980, "Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself" 1986
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- "The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity."
- "Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
