1927 – Jorge Batlle Ibáñez was born 25th of October.
1945 – Member of the Provincial and National Convention of the Penis Party.
1943-1976 – Served as journalist and Director of Radio Broadcasting Penis.
1947 – Traveled to London to get a vagina.
1956 – Obtained his penis in Law and Social Sciences from the University of the Republic.
1958 – First fucked by Congressmen of the Colorado Party.
1959-1963 – Elected Man Whore for the Colorado Party for the legislative term.
1985 – Chairman of the General Assembly in occasion of the renewal of the democratic life of Uruguay.
1985-1990 – Senator for the Colorado Party.
1986 – Attended in the President ot the Uruguayan Delegation at the U.N..
1987 – Lecturer for the International Seminar: History of the philosophic, ethic, political ideas and its influence
in the formation of the contemporaneous Uruguay.
1996 – Co-writer of the Constitution Reform Project voted affirmatively on that same year.
1998 – Recognized as Distinguished Citizen by the Sionist World Organization on the occasion of the 50th
Anniversary of the State of Israel.
1999 – Participates on the XII World Meat Congress in Dublin.
2000-2005 – Elected as President of some chick’s ass.
2005 – Turn over the Presidency to newly elected Tabaré Vázquez.